The train journey across the Pennines takes about an hour. This woman was reading quietly when I started my sketch, but as soon as the ticket collector came, she went ballistic – she’d missed her train because of bad signage at Doncaster.
She then spent the whole journey moaning to me and the guy next to me. Annoying though it must have been for her, after the first half an hour, we’d really heard quite enough about it!